I had high hopes, very high hopes that the Garden Monkey was here to stay.
However, after a brief spell as the talk of the town, the Monkey has retired to rejuvenate, charge the batteries and maybe collate a few more mild diatribes for unsuspecting victims.
I have been contacted by a few other bloggers who asked why the great 'expose' has not hit the headlines. Well, on advice, I have decided that the evidence I have, should not be used against the monkey because a few others, acting on the revelation, might well commit some savage and irreparable pruning should the true identity be revealed.
Something I have noticed though is the spelling mistakes that the Garden Monkey has leaked into some of the text. Maybe the writer is not a professional after all?
Perhaps the fatigue has taken it's toll on garden monkey after the three day week? I reckon GM should pour a glass of Moet, finger a couple of the freshest Ferrero Rocher that money can buy and retire with a copy of Dr Hessayons gardening expert into the jungle refuge for a little vanitification and self indulgence.
So, can we assume that the GM was once an under gardener who didn't quite make it and now has taken it on to to commit literary assasination in order bring down those who have made it?
Encore the Monkey, the Monkey is dead, long live the monkey
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