It's time for a little bit of fun:) Landscape Juice Network member, Stuart Heard, has just pruned Bruce, a 75KG Newfoundland.
Here Bruce is just after his ordeal. If Bruce could speak, what do you think he would be saying right now?
Leave a comment below with what you imagine Bruce to be saying (or thinking). The funniest or most apt caption will win one of the following, courtesy of GL Services of High Wycombe Bucks.
The winner can choose from one of the following:
- option 1. A years membership with the RHS
- option 2. RHS Encyclopedia of Gardening
- option 3. RHS Encyclopedia of Garden Plants
The competition closes at midday on Saturday 09 July 2011. Stuart Heard will pick his favourite and decision shall be final.
I wish he had gone to specsavers
Posted by: Mike Stapleton | Jul 02, 2011 at 06:38 PM
i dare you to prune round my butt!
Posted by: colin | Jul 03, 2011 at 05:41 PM
you could of chosen a better style...
Posted by: david bloomer | Jul 03, 2011 at 08:17 PM
I can't believe you would do this to your best friend
Posted by: Mick Gammage | Jul 03, 2011 at 09:08 PM
Is Bruce thinking "oh my god, one minute there's two of us sitting here the next minute one's squashed right next to me."
Posted by: andy westacott | Jul 03, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Stu- I said a cut and blow dry, not a Chelsea Chop!
Posted by: Sally Bishton | Jul 04, 2011 at 04:47 PM
Brunce is saying to Stuart "Are you going to try that agai?!"
Posted by: Jane | Jul 08, 2011 at 04:52 PM
you can buy garden fleece you know!
Posted by: nlskdcvlccas@gmail.com | Jul 08, 2011 at 04:57 PM
Heh heh today the garden paving, tomorrow the world!
Posted by: Jennifer Higgins | Jul 08, 2011 at 05:04 PM
im a party animal and thats what i call the hair of the dog
Posted by: george | Jul 08, 2011 at 05:22 PM
Whew, that was a close shave!
Posted by: Rach | Jul 08, 2011 at 06:16 PM
Fancy a Lionel Blair haircut like mine?
Posted by: Wendy Shippam | Jul 08, 2011 at 06:59 PM
Wow, I feel lighter already
Posted by: Richard | Jul 08, 2011 at 07:20 PM
Any chance you could cut my hair next?
Posted by: Rich | Jul 08, 2011 at 07:21 PM
I'm up for a haircut as much as the next dog Stu, but mate did you have to do it in mid december....
Posted by: evh1978@yahoo.com | Jul 08, 2011 at 07:53 PM
Stu should have bought a poodle if he objects to me malting a little
Posted by: Jo | Jul 08, 2011 at 10:26 PM
i knew he liked topiary but this is ridiculous.
Posted by: denise soos | Jul 08, 2011 at 11:50 PM
"Don't you dare stuff another cushion with that because that's just creepy!"
Posted by: E. J. Hobson | Jul 09, 2011 at 09:34 AM
To think, some people have to diet for months to loose that much weight!
Posted by: Shirley Harpley | Jul 09, 2011 at 12:00 PM
Well! That's a weight off my mind
Posted by: pamela gossage | Jul 09, 2011 at 02:01 PM
I hope they have finished
Posted by: james | Jul 09, 2011 at 02:02 PM
There goes a time when even the canine fraternity do their bit for global warming....!
Posted by: Sarah Laycock | Jul 09, 2011 at 03:06 PM